Daving

Saving an Item in Mario Kart 64, only to use it at a key location or time in a race

Quit daving that banana peal, you've been holding it the entire lap!

by Rob's House May 19, 2007

Five O's of Driving

There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.

-Old
-Ovaries
-Oriental
-Out of town
-On the phone

The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.

by dogstar May 5, 2009

driving metal

When driving, the act of raising the index and pinkie fingers to give the metal horns while holding the top of the steering wheel with the rest of your hand.

I was driving along the other day, and I was rockin' some Mercyful Fate and started driving metal \m/\m/.

by Galileo Humpkins January 27, 2008

Muff Diving

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

driving naked.

Driving without GPS.

Give me a break man I am driving naked.

by Pete Dunville January 24, 2009

Cave Diving

the art of performing analingus on another mammal. Sexual orientation not with standing.

Robert was checking out Keith's hind quarters and said "I'd really like to go Cave Diving up in that"

by DreadTek January 8, 2008

Volvo-driving soccer moms

A porn star (a real wild child) who retires and becomes a blonde, bland, republican wife.

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

by Anna Norwood February 24, 2008