Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 31, 2013

aunt dough

Yeast infection

My Aunt Dough burns and itches like a bitch!!

by Sarcia26 January 15, 2020

Petrified cookie dough

Extremely hard , past expiration date ,

Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams

If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Dough nut

When a guy sticks a glazed doughnut on his dick for his gf to eat while giving him a bj

"Bro my dick got very sticky after I gave my girl a dough nut"

by JustTha February 26, 2020

Dough-Nuts

Cash, dollars, cheese, skrill, money!

“Weather By trains planes or automobiles you better have my Dough-Nuts! Homeboy!

by Chinkymike February 16, 2020

dough-nut

When you fuck a doughnut and cum inside of it.

Preferably a cream-filled doughnut that has been de-creamed so that you can refill it.

"Yo, gimme a doughnut, I gotta dough-nut."

by Syrupy yuppie September 26, 2019