The spunk
doodle was first invented by Rolf Harris, who discovered the technique after accidentally spilling some ejaculate onto a piece of
paper following a wank. The spunk ascertaining to a spunk
doodle can be dyed by using natural vegetable dyes or for the more adventuous artists out there, shit.
Rolf has master(bat)ed this this technique and is giving a live workshop demonstration at the July 2005 bodily fluids expo. If you are interested in attending please write a letter (sealing the envelope with ejaculate) adressed to
Rolf Harris,
The Australian cock art institute,
Wankington
PO BOX 69 WANK
JACKSON BOLLOCK - Post modernistic interpretation, resulting from an uncontrollable ejaculation
WATER COLOUR - Mixing spunk with water to create a pastische
STILL LIFE- A spunk
doodle from which is made from a man with a low sperm count
SELF PORTRAIT - A gooey arangement resembling the spunkee
ANIMAL DEPICTION - A spunk
doodle created using the seaman of an animal, usually from a bull.
PERPECTIVE DRAWING - A spunk
doodle utilizing various textures, shading and contours to give the viewer the illusion of a
3 dimentional spunkscape