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boathouse doobie 

having a joint ontop of a boathouse or somewhere random where nobody can bother you.
usually said in the evening
matt: hey henri fancy going for a boathouse doobie
henri: yer but adams been there all nite
boathouse doobie by homebrewed July 16, 2009

dick-a-doodle 

a person who has grandiose and sanctimonious ideas about himself but is obviously ignorant, thoughtless and shallow.
Hey dick-a-doodle, you're not as important as you think you are.

Only a dick-a-doodle can believe that all of his words and actions are gospel.
dick-a-doodle by inexcelsis July 28, 2012

vagina doodle 

A creampie performed with artistic intention. When the man ejaculates, he pulls out and cums all over the woman's vaginal opening and labia, creating a doodle with his semen. The best doodles are done with women who are shaved, since the bare skin serves as the perfect palette that allows the ejaculate to form unique and alluring patterns.
I gave her a vagina doodle she'll never forget.

Spunk doodle 

The spunk doodle was first invented by Rolf Harris, who discovered the technique after accidentally spilling some ejaculate onto a piece of paper following a wank. The spunk ascertaining to a spunk doodle can be dyed by using natural vegetable dyes or for the more adventuous artists out there, shit. Rolf has master(bat)ed this this technique and is giving a live workshop demonstration at the July 2005 bodily fluids expo. If you are interested in attending please write a letter (sealing the envelope with ejaculate) adressed to
Rolf Harris,
The Australian cock art institute,
Wankington
PO BOX 69 WANK
JACKSON BOLLOCK - Post modernistic interpretation, resulting from an uncontrollable ejaculation

WATER COLOUR - Mixing spunk with water to create a pastische

STILL LIFE- A spunk doodle from which is made from a man with a low sperm count

SELF PORTRAIT - A gooey arangement resembling the spunkee

ANIMAL DEPICTION - A spunk doodle created using the seaman of an animal, usually from a bull.

PERPECTIVE DRAWING - A spunk doodle utilizing various textures, shading and contours to give the viewer the illusion of a 3 dimentional spunkscape
Spunk doodle by Finesilver January 11, 2005

Cock a doodle douche

Rex: What do you think of Carson Kresley?

Cam: Cock a doodle douche man
1. A common reference to the male genitalia; a penis.

2. The place where a female should knee a male in the event that said male attempts to steal one of her belongings, makes unwelcomed sexual insinuations, or its overheard telling his boys that she has put some extra junk in the trunk.
When Kelendra heard Dontel telling his boys that it looked as though she had put some extra junk in the trunk, she promptly kneed him in the doodle.
doodle by S-money and B-Killa January 6, 2006