Doggerhood

Fatherhood, except the children are dogs.

I wasn’t quite ready for fatherhood, so I practiced by entering doggerhood.

by board101 October 14, 2023

doggerhood

Fatherhood, except the children are dogs.

I wasn’t quite ready for fatherhood, so I entered doggerhood as practice.

by board101 October 14, 2023

Donged

A past tense verb used to describe an interaction between a penis and something, or someone else.

Man 1: "I was so drunk last night, I took a piss off a bridge but used the hand rail to hold my dick."
Man 2: "I wonder how many people today have touched that bridge you donged."

by Qasiel December 22, 2023

DOGEd

Receive the almighty Musk hand of fury from the newly formed DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency).

I hope that wasteful shit hole of an agency is gets DOGEd after January.

by Jukola December 5, 2024

Dodged that case

Most commonly means to somehow find a way out of a serious charge (murder, robbery, drug dealing, assault), usually with the help of a top tier lawyer or entity of authority.

Richard : * shoots Sean and kills him, ends up going to court and wins the case *

Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro

Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.

by CrazyFegelein231 February 23, 2024

Doged

The act of being cut, dropped, or removed from a team, group, or activity due to poor performance or lack of skill.

Get DOGED

by ElonMuskDOGE February 3, 2025

Doged

noun: the process by which a department, group, or organization suddenly has their wasteful practices and procedures audited, made public, and expunged, usually relating to government and with great fanfare.

Our entire department got doged while you were out. Six people quit, ten grants were ended, and the budget was slashed by 90%.

by vromo February 15, 2025