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Happy Dinosaur Riding 

The act of sex when performed following a drug bender that has left you so strung out that no amount of stimulants are going to perk your ass up.
"Dude! While you were winning the gold medal for your participation in the drug olympics that chick you brought home with you took a nap after she came down off all that molly and mushrooms the both of you took. That heater just woke up a few moments ago and went straight for the 1,4B. I figure any moment now she will be in your room hoping your mister happy can provide her some attention. Take the blue pill fast. Happy Dinosaur Riding!"
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everybody walk the dinosaur 

What fail trolls on 4chan use to end stories that sound interesting to entice readers.
I met someone in the night who had a unique character and personality. She hinted that she wanted a night with me, so we went to her apartment. There was a little light next to the door, I turned it on. She then unlocked the door using her keycard. I chose to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

Barney The Dinosaur

a large purple dinosaur that likes to eat little children and make sandwiches with them he is a cannibal and smokes pot. barney is a stalker, he like to eat laptops. he likes to walk aroung in the nude and sing silly songs to attract little kidies. he also recieves royalties from america as they use his songs to torture terrorists
Barney The Dinosaur is eating a kid in a sandwich while smoking pot and surfing the net.

Orange Dinosaur 

A National Landmark located on Rt. 1 South in Saugus, Massachusetts. It is maintained by Route 1 Miniature Golf and Batting Cages.
Juan: Hey man, how do I get to Revere from here?

Marcos: Just keep driving south till you see the orange dinosaur.

Gayzor Dinosaur 

A remark that originated from me to another player on shadowrun before we booted him,he asked why i voted to boot him,i replied because your a gayzor dinosaur.

It means your totally gay/lame
Because your a gayzor dinosaur.

Wow what a gayzor dinosaur.
Gayzor Dinosaur by Flea Sixty February 6, 2008

Walking the dinosaur 

When a man walks or jogs, without wearing underwear, and his genetalia is visable.
It looks as if Johnny was out walking the dinosaur this morning.

Hey look that dude's walking the dinosaur!
Walking the dinosaur by LouBalooga December 25, 2008

Chrome Dinosaur 

The Chrome game that everyone plays when their internet goes down.
I reached a score of 2000 while playing the Chrome Dinosaur.