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somalian beedle dial

haveing sex with a man and then ejaculating in his arse and licking it out as he sucks on the other mans dick, then kissing each other and swallowing while both partners have the cum in there mouths.
man 1: hey, would you like to try a somalian beedle dial?

man 2:yeah definatly

man 1:ok
by hairy beedle October 13, 2009
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dial his own number

The act of anal masturbation with one's own finger, thumb or fingers. Can be a male or female.
Frankie Bones loves himself so much, he is known to dial his own number while driving.
by Mr. Scumbag to you November 9, 2011
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High Speed Dial Up

My high speed internet is slow right now, I am using high speed dial up internet
by 50% Cat November 17, 2011
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dial up rile up

A state of impetuous consternation resulting from exposure to slow dial up modem speeds, especially following an acclimation to broadband data services.
He put his fist through the monitor in a dial up rile up.
by massimo_rubberslash October 28, 2005
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drunk call girl/drunk dial girl

Someone you feel the urge to phone, not necessarily for a booty call, when inebriated, usually an ex or anyone else whom you will regret slurring a profession of love to when sobered up again.
by X lu January 11, 2004
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Dialing the gate

To masturbate with every intention of ejaculating as quickly as possible. It's used to describe the masturbater on the go, one who can't take his time and is in a hurry. The phrase is a reference to the Stargate MGM TV shows that have numerous scenes of people "dialing" to activate the gate portal into another planet. Often there is an ancient dialing device or a human computer one. The popularity of the phrase remains relegated to stargate fans or sci-fi nerds in general because no one else is likely to understand the reference.
I caught this guy in the park dialing the gate like it's no body's business.
by dioxholster January 22, 2011
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boobie dial

Similar to butt dialing. An accidental call that is made when a woman keeps her phone in her bra.
My wife leaned over the sink and boobie dialed me
by momma mel June 30, 2010
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