by why does this have to be me July 14, 2023
Get the Lemon Demonmug. The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.
Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!
Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?
Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/
Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?
Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/
by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010
Get the Splurge Demonmug. What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.
Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.
Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.
Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."
by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021
Get the Demon's Crustmug. When a person has a violent and severely explosive bowel movement so much so that it resembles a digestive "exorcism" of foul smelling, rotting waste matter sent by Satan through the depths of your cursed colon. Like the "asspocalypse" this kind of bowel movement can trigger loss of consciousness, muscular spasms within the legs and may need supervision by the occasional priest.
"Dude, did you hear Calves in the 4th bathroom...it smelled awful...I walked right into her demonic colonic."
by 4thfloorvictim November 13, 2009
Get the Demonic Colonicmug. two siblings that take 0 fucks, and could care less what you think of them, usually found in the shadows, watching your every move, Onyx (cm), the older twin will make it clear what they think of you, Orion the younger, smarter twin is more mystery, you never know where you stand with him unless he tells you flat out. These two you don't f with unless your want your mentality screwed up. They lead a close knit team of people, their names are unknown still.
"aye, you seen the demon twins lately?"
"nah, they chose to keep close to their team, good luck infultraiting them, they don't let the average scum join their ranks."
"nah, they chose to keep close to their team, good luck infultraiting them, they don't let the average scum join their ranks."
by chaos calls me December 15, 2021
Get the demon twinsmug. Person 1: hey man look how far Adam is stood away from the urinal
Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong
Person 2: yeah he's definitely got a demon dong
by AbsoluteBantorLad January 26, 2017
Get the Demon Dongmug. by Nick Gonzalez March 29, 2008
Get the Crafty Demonmug.