Deez nuts

The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.

"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person

by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023

deez nuts

Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is a rather figurative way to show disrespect towards the current topic of discussion. The phrase is often used as the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner.

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?

by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

deez nuts

It came from youtube and became popular.

deez nuts gateem.

by Mattsavage November 1, 2017

Deez Nuts

A word often used by squirrels identifying another squirrel named Dee

Squirrel 1: Man i'm starving

Squirrel 2: Hey! How about lets gobble up Dee's nuts!

Squirrel 1: Aww yeah! I'm sure he won't mind right m8?

Ligma(also a squirrel): ....

You know the biggest peanuts and delicious in the town? Deez Nuts!

by Nothing out of the ordinary July 24, 2023

Deez nuts

A common joke used amongst the gen-z community

“Hey bro have u met the new kid dee?”

“Dee?”

“Deez nuts!”

by Hadsmoore06 September 10, 2023

Deez nuts

Eat my benas and balls they taste like peanuts

The only word starting with a d and ends with an s is deez nuts

by Jacobthedanksterbenad April 6, 2022

deez nuts

The best joke you could make

"Have you tried a-deez?"
"What?"
"a-deez nuts"

by Charweeuwus October 12, 2021