Antler Deer

A cute way of describing any deer with antlers while being inclusive with rare female deer who also grow antlers.

Look, it's an antler deer and I wanna bring him home to cuddle.

by 36368876 September 28, 2022

baby deer syndrome

(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.

I left that b**** with baby deer syndrome ask her she'll tell ya.

by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022

Deer park

It’s literally not even that bad but everyone says it is. There are a few things off but it’s like every other high school. Most people don’t know about it but when they do, they do.

Kid: “what is Deer Park?”
Kid 2: “it’s irrelevant”

by _its_the_truth December 8, 2019

Whitetail Deer

It’s a deer that lives in the wilderness, sees every damn movement you make, makes them hard to kill, if your not baiting them, every time I kill one I hit it from the behind, and eat it raw thank you.

Alex: Did you kill a Whitetail Deer

Kyle: Yes I hit it from that back

by Diplotard_101 November 7, 2020

Stacked like a deers rack

The common female equivalent to “hung like a donkey”

Oh shit Jerry, that shiela is stacked like a deers rack, time to go hunting.

by Urbanfracture January 4, 2018

Deered

Has a couple of different meanings. Prominently used to describe when someone is getting their ass beat in a fight. Can also be used to describe someone who has a crisp haircut.

“Ahhh, I see the barber deered you up with the nice fade. Did you watch Ben Askren get deered up by Jake Paul?”

by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021

Deer Horizon

A rare occurrence in the natural world where so many deer are stampeding across the edge of one's line of sight that it appears as though the horizon is comprised of deer. Occurs approximately once in every 703.223 years.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT DEER HORIZON?

by Super Apple October 5, 2009