dancing in the shower

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!

"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"

by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

magical dancing eye

this is a mythical condition affecting only those with the ability to bull-shit. This is sometimes brought on by a severe portion of bull-shit brew. It means when ones eye simply cannot keep still, it continues to move around as if by magic, hence the name. This also aids the keeper of the magic dancing eye to hypnotise and lure mmmmmen back to shag-pads for lattes. These dancing eye goddesses are also sometimes referred to ladies in the street but freaks in the bed.

Mmmmman 1: Hey, is she looking at you or me?
Mmmmman 2: Neither, i think you'll find that's a magical dancing eye goddess... i must be with her now!

by Beefcheese-Buggeroff April 10, 2009

disney dating

1. When your in a confined or limited area that forces you and others to invade each others personal space, or "bubbles".

2. Also, when your in a confined or limited area that forces you to get to know, or interact, with the people around you - usually in awkward or uncomfortable ways.

1. "Dude, my English-1A class was a total case of disney dating...way to many people were trying to add that class!"

2. "Dude, the hauted mansion elevator at Disneyland is a perfect example of disney dating. I was sandwiching some girl I didn't know because we were so packed in."

3. "Man the presentaion room was so packed I had to stand in the back with the rest of the disney daters. The dude next to me smelled so bad...but I did get the chicks number next to me."

by blizzardengle September 10, 2010

bang dating

The act of dating a person for the primary purpose of sex. Bang dating is a subset of casual sex in which sex is not the only activity undertaken by the parties involved, for example the pair may also have dinner or go stand up paddle boarding, but there is no intention of entering into a serious or long-term relationship.

Larry: "What happened to that chick you met on Tinder?'
Andre: "We've been to dinner a few times and she's stayed over after. I'd say we're bang dating."

by BellyCanelly April 26, 2014

not-dating

A close friend that you are essentially dating but will freak out when the word "dating" is referred to.

This term applies even if the two people both have feelings for each other, and both know it.

One or more of them is uncomfortable about using the word "dating".

Instead all of the synonyms are used instead. terms like: seeing you, going out, getting together, enjoy your company, hang out with, go out to dinner, walk the dog, together.

The other person will NEVER admit to you that you two are in fact dating. Not even after months or years.

Bob and Debbie have been not-dating for three years.

Every one they know thinks they are couple and a good match. But they are just not-dating.

Bob and Debbie usually not-date several weekends and evenings a month.

by frustrated. October 11, 2014

bases of dating

The four bases in a relationship, like in baseball, where the partners try to get home. First base is equivilent to french kissing, not just kissing. Second base is touching of private extremities and/or apendages of the partners' body, aka boob touch. Third base is oral sex. Lastly a home run or four bases is full on, big time sex.

Person A: So how did your date go last night?
Person B: Pretty good. Me and Susie got to first base!
Person A: I didn't know you knew what the bases of dating were. Haven't you two only been dating for a few days?
Person B: Yeah, I'm going to try and see a movie at her house while her parents are out next week, mabye we can get to second!

by <.< Say What? >.> June 1, 2009

naked dancing llama

An Internet llama who answers advice and runs for President of the United States.

I like to frolic like the Naked Dancing Llama!

by fwhghgads March 17, 2003