hello fellow danes

a way to greet fellow danish people around earth

dane means a person or thing from denmark

dane: hello fellow danes
danes: hello fellow dane

by cocio master April 9, 2019

Dane

A Dane is someone that nobody likes. Danes are ugly, annoying, dumb, and short. All Danes have small brains and even smaller penises. Not to mention their pea sized balls. Anyone with the name Dane will likely die a virgin and never find love.

"Look at that lame kid over there, his name is definitely Dane."

"Yeah definitely a Dane. My friend says she saw his penis and it's super small

by Western_Man November 23, 2021

Dane Fu

Similar to how Kung Fu is a fight until one wins, but instead it’s just getting fucked violently until you cum

For Nurses Week I’m passing on the free cookie and instead taking the regular fun to Dane Fu

by TheDick-tator May 1, 2024

The Dane

crown apple and apple juice in a sippy cup

I really want The Dane right now.

by pooposaurous September 23, 2022

Danes

Really happy people but sadly, not number the most happy anymore.

Guy 1: See that dane over there?
Guy 2: Dane?
Guy 1: Yeah the danes were once the happiest people on earth, but then the finnes took over

by The.One..The.Only...Depression December 18, 2019

free dane

after two idiots got into a fight one was suspended for longer than the other and lots of people thought it was unfair, hence starting the 'free dane' movement at win high school 2021

"did you see the snack line sign?"

"no why?"

"someone put 'free dane' on it"

by yeahlol57678 January 23, 2022

Dane

Dane is the most funniest friend in the friend group and has the largest cock of all time.Dane is also the most shortest kid ever.

Lady:how is your day. Dane:It would be better if you were in it.

by Big69master May 21, 2022