It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.
See also: Forbidden Pudding – a similar term, typically referring to the thicker, more gelatinous phlegm produced during coughing episodes.
See also: Forbidden Pudding – a similar term, typically referring to the thicker, more gelatinous phlegm produced during coughing episodes.
"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."
by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023
Get the Forbidden Custardmug. by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006
Get the Three Pumps Custardmug. 
when a boy lives in a crawl space 40 feet long and 2 feet high, lit up by christmas lights and has been abandond by his mother. Often smokes and talks like his balls havent dropped!
why are you being a custard?
by little jake April 17, 2009
Get the custardmug. by SahaibP March 9, 2024
Get the Custard Mustardmug. Gary: "Neva guess wot I did mate"
Alan: "Wot"
Gary: "Got a Notting'um Puddin' from the bekehrehy down the roaud and put sum custard in it, med me a custard nottinh'um (Custard Nottingham)"
Alan: "Fackin helllll lad"
Alan: "Wot"
Gary: "Got a Notting'um Puddin' from the bekehrehy down the roaud and put sum custard in it, med me a custard nottinh'um (Custard Nottingham)"
Alan: "Fackin helllll lad"
by xX_Sedan_Xx May 15, 2023
Get the Custard Nottinghammug. 1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015
Get the Crunchy Butt Custardmug.