A really Hot girl who has a really nice ass than is so soft that often makes your dick shoot bullets even before you touch the vagina, but if your quick you can push in and give her the full load.
Eric: Jessica has a great Cushin for the pushin man!
Johnny: I bet you didint even get it in all the way, did you?
Eric: Yes I did! Im afraid though that i might have poped one of my testicles in her anus on the way in...
Johnny: Sick man!!!
Jessica: Hey Johnny, Hey Eric.
Johnny: Hi testicle ass!
Jessica: (slaps Johnny in the face)
Eric: (Kicks Johnny in the nuts)
Johnny: (starts cryin then pulls out a 9mm and shoots them both in the forhead then becomes a "Necropheliac" with Jessica)
Johnny: I bet you didint even get it in all the way, did you?
Eric: Yes I did! Im afraid though that i might have poped one of my testicles in her anus on the way in...
Johnny: Sick man!!!
Jessica: Hey Johnny, Hey Eric.
Johnny: Hi testicle ass!
Jessica: (slaps Johnny in the face)
Eric: (Kicks Johnny in the nuts)
Johnny: (starts cryin then pulls out a 9mm and shoots them both in the forhead then becomes a "Necropheliac" with Jessica)
by PussyMinister6000 February 3, 2008
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A variation is 'shufty zubrick'.
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by Bat Chain Puller March 21, 2008
Get the shufty cush mug."Hot girls aren't into dorm spirit. They just try to look good all the time so that they'll get their cushies rammed."-- Josh on why the hot freshman don't wear dorm t-shirts
by joshie July 18, 2008
Get the cushie mug.The act of placing one or more flatulent events (farts) into a cushioned chair. The hope is that someone sits down on it, and the dust in the chair will fly up and poison the recipient with your flatulent deed.
The plural is used when more than one person sits on the chair and plants said flatulence. This must be done carefully so as not to poison ones self during the process.
The plural is used when more than one person sits on the chair and plants said flatulence. This must be done carefully so as not to poison ones self during the process.
(singular) Yo dude, Jerry is being a dick. Why don't you give him a cushioncake. He'll throw up once he sits there.
(plural) Hey guys, lets give cushioncakes to all of the chicks that came over. They will look at each other and think they let one go.
(plural) Hey guys, lets give cushioncakes to all of the chicks that came over. They will look at each other and think they let one go.
by Vee Jay December 25, 2008
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Another Word for couch potato
A very rare type of couch potato
Another Word for couch potato
A very rare type of couch potato
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oh no auntie "f", thats just more cushin for the pushin.
O.k. then ride me like the pig that I am.
oh no auntie "f", thats just more cushin for the pushin.
O.k. then ride me like the pig that I am.
by tony January 24, 2004
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