Curious Gopher

Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.

OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!

by CheeseMonkey November 7, 2014

curitibano

Curitibano is the person which was affected with a rather rare syndrome, called Curitiba, that makes he or she to be convicted that was born in London, which is the best country in the world.

- Look at all this mess in Brazil. In my city everything is better! I really want a military coup to separate my country from Brazil and makes London an independent country.
- Good lord! Get a doctor look at your Curitiba, it seems really serious.
- Are you sure I'm a Curitibano?
- Yes buddy, it looks so bad.
- Oh thank you for your advice pal!
- You are welcome, third world dude.

by ipbrett October 9, 2016

curious cunt

A female who has sex with many people, usually when in a relationship.

Cindy cheated on Tom again, she sure has a curious cunt!

by Lady runner 225 June 2, 2016

curin

A name for man whores

My boyfriend is such a man whose. That would be curin

by Liciobliqa February 14, 2017

Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 4, 2017

curiosa phenomenon

When a man or woman is perpetually unhappy or constantly seeking. They believe the 'grass is greener' on the other side only to learn that it actually isn't. These individuals often leave a path of emotional destruction wherever they go often wanting back what they left behind.

Jane was wanting and seeking what others had until it damaged her marriage. After months of chasing this elusive 'better life' and not finding what she thought she wanted did the reality of 'Curiosa Phenomenon' strike .

She suddenly wanted to try and make things work with her marriage.

by Renegade Jane April 19, 2018

curious irishman

Before having sex, each partner must consume a good sized Reuben sandwich, 2 pints of Guinness and a shot of Irish whiskey. The smells the ensue are sure to create some curiosity.

After reading this definition, Vicky questioned why she married a curious Irishman.

by boredatwork696969 January 19, 2018