Cucumber Salad

The phrase you use when you want to make an innuendo, but are trying to avoid being dirty, or are simply not creative enough to find one.

I wanted to offer you a dirty sanchez, but instead would you accept a cucumber salad.

by The Deffiner March 2, 2009

Cucumber Slumber

(Adj.) When you accidentally slip out during sex and upon re-entry ram !00% of your penis forcefully into the girls anus, which causes her to blackout and go unconscious.

Did you hear the story about how Uncle Willie gave the cucumber slumber to that crazy Canadian woman at the Pink Palace?

by TheCuc March 19, 2014

cuckus

-hair that is curly and matted, in desperate need of a trim

-with short faded hair, when the bottom starts to get a curl to it, typically at the 1/4" length, making it necessary to break out the #1 clippers.

damn shaggy! you need to go cut that cuckus

by MIKE D August 11, 2004

Cucumber

Why the fuck you looking up cucumber are you straight dumb cunt you should know what the fuck that is

You dont need to know how the fuck a cucumber is defined you piece of shit

by THE_HENTAI_GOD February 9, 2018

Sea cucumber

The disgusting sexual act of suckling another's prolapsed colon before it re-enters the body cavity.

Jim sea cucumbered John.

by teeBagger May 18, 2007

Cucumber Zombie

A pickle. As in the food, not the situation or what makes you happy when your boy comes around.

I just got a jar of cucumber zombies.

by Morainn December 6, 2010

cucumber farm

The insertion of many cucumbers in the anus at one point of time.

"Ahh, my ass is sore!"
"How come Isaiah?"
"I had a cucumber farm up there!"

by Sir Kaneye East III May 11, 2016