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Moist crackers

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Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.
"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.
by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021
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Porn Crackers

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The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque
Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed
by Chris fischer April 21, 2022
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I told my cousin to bring somethin’ for the BBQ, and this dude shows up with so many tater crackers, I’m like, ‘You tryin’ to snack us to death or cater a NASCAR race?
by Tom Bombadom December 27, 2024
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my back crackers

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A girl who has a lot of guy “friends
One who has “hoes”
Julia Roberts in the moviePretty Woman” has a lot of “back crackers” she could say, “hey those are my back crackers”
by anonymous November 7, 2020
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Brad: hey dude wanna come to my party we’re gonna make some peanut butter and crackers
Nick: peanut butter and crackers?
Brad: yeah we’re gonna spread some peanut butter on Amy and Nicole
by http.eatallbabies February 4, 2021
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