Cotton Pussy

When you experience the overwhelming, embarrassing, painful dryness within your vaginal canal. Whether it be lack of intetest or a symptom from smoking ganja- lubrication is mandatory

Babe, I'm so sorry to tell you but you're suffering from cotton pussy right now can we use a little Lube.

by Julianne1992! April 27, 2019

Cotton Slobber

When your tripping balls and have so bad of cotton mouth that your slobbering.

Dude I'm tripping balls and have cotton slobber like you wouldn't believe.

by Deebobo2003 February 7, 2023

Cotton Kitty

When the female sexual partner is high, her vagina feels dry during sex like their cotton mouth. When she describes this, she calls it her cotton kitty.

I got high last night, Dylan and I had sex and I had cotton kitty! Dylan enjoyed himself

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Alfie Cotton

a fat chud who likes Jamaican Chungus in his bum

you see that chud over there he’s a real Alfie Cotton

by ZDog0102 January 25, 2019

Cotton Cannon

A powerful shoulder cannon used by the predator, it fires blue raspberry cotton blasts with explosive results.

(The predator fired the cotton cannon launching blue raspberry shit at a marine causing him to explode into a bitch torso.

by Bond of Blood December 26, 2010

bump cotton

Effect felt when a strong urge to take a dump takes hold, to the point of partially protruding outward and "bumping" the cotton of common underwear.

I had to pinch one at work, but since I didn't want to build a nest I had to bump cotton all the way home.

by Raunchy Redneck February 22, 2017

deep cotton

Equivalent to deep shit. Deep doo-doo. You get the gist of it.

If you keep shooting your mouth off to the cops, you're gonna be in deep cotton.

by Bagboy's Papa November 3, 2013