Coon Pooner

Someone who has sex with raccoons

You are such a coon pooner.

by Scout615 September 25, 2014

Door Coon

A Bouncer of African origins.

You see that damn door coon? He ain't lettin' none of the good ole white boys in!

by Beaux Hoit November 9, 2018

little coon

you cant see them in the dark

you are a little coon i can't see you in the dark

by ni99ac@@n April 10, 2019

crazy coon

a person who is acting a little crazy but not to the point of insanity

Jimmy, you're being a real crazy coon right now for trading Goldschmit

by suhhdude May 19, 2016

coon tailed

sneaking up behind someone and choking them out with a dirty coon tail

“Bitch you finna get coon tailed!!”

by Coontail July 10, 2021

Mississippi Coon

When you are driving down the road and there isnt a bathroom for mile and you have to pee. You hang your back-end out of the car window and pee while the car is in motion.

"Daddy, what was that furry thing? Was that Sasquatch?"
"No boy, that was a Mississippi Coon..."

by Imnotaraciest March 19, 2010

coon magnet

A women who only atracts black , or african american men

lisa: man why all these black guys hitting on me ?
terry: because you a coon magnet!!!

by bella bug January 11, 2010