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Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.
Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect
by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020
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Cooch Catch

When you snatch something and catch it with your Cooch or crotch.
A meatball falls off the table, but doesn’t hit the floor, that’s a cooch catch!!
by StacerTG June 13, 2025
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Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean
by Crosseyed September 10, 2020
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Wee cooch

Wee combine with cooch to create a utter act of defiance
Hey what are you doing

cooch wee
Hey stop

Wee Cooch
Hey ⁿ⁰
by grilledpotati October 31, 2019
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cooch appointment

basically a booty call for men, when they want to have sex but without feelings
heyo, did u call jessica over for a cooch appointment last night?
by Money magiccccy November 29, 2019
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Cooch Conquistador

The top to a pillow princess. The one commanding.
Yeah Mark’s such a pillow princess that he has a Cooch Conquistador
by Chopbag October 5, 2023
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Cooch-caine

The act of snorting coke from a girl’s thigh to coochie.
I want to do cooch-Caine off of Katie.
by Sheeplord August 2, 2020
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