Poopy cooch

A girl who wipes from back to front

Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me

by Tatd_girl March 09, 2024

Smooch my cooch

Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.

by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

cooch flute

Vagina and or a noisy vagina

I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute

by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018

Cooching

Definition: A woman who uses her cooch to mooch.

She’s saving money on her travels by cooching.

by Lerix July 03, 2019

Cooching

Being a stink ass female dog

She is such a cooching rat

by Unitofstuff December 11, 2022

Cooch dick

The funk you aquire after coitus, wash it off before railing out that other hoe

"Goddamn, my main hoe gonna know I been tappin that other bitches shit if I don't wash of da cooch dick"

by ITSCORRUPTEDBITCH October 10, 2022

Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.

It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.

by WtF004 September 02, 2023