Conversation Olympics

When having a conversation with someone and they feel like they have to continually one up you about things you are conversing about.

You: Hey you'll never guess what happened today! I won a free burrito at the school fair!
Them: Oh really that's awesome! Well I ran into my friend who's parents own a five star restaurant and I got a $50 meal for free.
You: Yishh this isn't a conversation olympics

You: Hey check out these cute shoes I got on sale!
Them: Oh cute! I just got a pair too. They are *insert expensive, flashy designer*
You: I wasn't trying to have a conversation olympics, I just thought you would like my new shoes...

by Lambchopluver September 15, 2010

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Conversation Micro

Occurs when rapidly switching between conversations on things like MSN and Facebook, basically any messenger, where you can switch between chatboxes.

My nights talking to people on facebook require intense conversation micro.

by riot man October 18, 2011

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Outcome Conversion

To crash the hopes of a hater because was hoping that you would fail at something that he was setting up for you to fail. And the opposite happened, you succeeded.

Dude was hoping that I didn't get the girl, the job and hoping that my project would fail to make me look out, too bad for him, I got a outcome conversion.

by WordsSmithSmarts April 24, 2014

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Conversational Pipebomb

A conversational pipebomb is when someone (usually the guy only kept around out of pity) destroys all momentum of a social interaction with a single phrase or opinion typically awkward, offensive, or ignorant. This usually results in:

1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument

2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)

3.everybody leaving

John: Did you guys hear about that shooting recently?

Dave: The one down in Texas?

Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!

Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.

Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one

by TazmilyGum September 29, 2022

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Conversation and Hennessy

A way of describing how you proceeded to get a person to leave with you from the night club. In it's simplest way the method involves smooth talking (conversation) and the involvement of Hennessy (high end cognac).

Nate Dog famous line in Eminems song "Shake That":
"... I met a bad b*tch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessy"

guy: "How did you get her to leave with you?"
me: "Conversation and Hennessy"

by @larry October 5, 2022

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ONEOPULIZED CONVERSATION

When one speaker takes over the conversation to make it about them and their experiences. Their experiences are always more sad, happy, exciting, or depressing, depending on the subject at hand.

Have you ever had to talk with Sheila? It always turns into a oneopulized conversation, she never listens.

by MzyBT October 6, 2015

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