confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.

He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.

by magentaorange April 06, 2016

confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 02, 2022

fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 06, 2014

a confused het

jessica

jessica is a confused het

by markleeh June 17, 2018

Confusement

An action of a group of people doing distracting things causing you to become confused.

"There is a lot of confusement going on in here." " I can not concentrate!"

by Mightymouse1971 February 09, 2023

Don’t confuse the girls month

Guys are random snapping girls, and starts to worry about everything and every time. SIMP

Don’t confuse the girls month it’s basic, just tell her why you are snapping her and why you are worried.

by Ella_th0 October 20, 2020

confused nigga hours

When Tyler can't sort his life out so waits up until 3:25 when all his confusion goes for 1 hour

Fuck me sam my heads gone.
Wait up until confused nigga hours bro that'l sort ya

by Sort it ty September 25, 2017