rise on command

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'

that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Commander Soggy

Captain Crunch's arch nemesis, hell bent on making every cereal in the world soggy.

Oh no! It's Commander Soggy! Run!!!!

by BronkleThronkle June 11, 2019

Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

Commander

The rank below the queen of the Ugandan Knuckles has extreme power enough to crush entire solar systems in one glare

Commander:Me brudda I am the commander
Warrior:commander you are retarded

Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes

by Pootrekulas February 1, 2020

Commander Cool

The coolest person to roam the earth is Commander Cool. He is the edgiest person ever, edgier than The Edge.

Who's that mad little 15 year old? -Some random dude
You're gay. -Commander Cool

by I am a christian man January 24, 2019

Knight Commander

a trashy team lead by lores (currently) which fell off so badly omgomg
abbreviated as kc on bordr

THIS KNIGHT COMMANDER IS JIZZING EVERYWHERE

by IceyCharmy November 26, 2024

Commander West

Commander West is a Big Stinky Fuck, he is a Virgin Wojack and will always be, he deserves to go to Brazil Immediately, I don't know why but he's also kinda cool but a bastard at the same time.

Commander West is an Asshole and should go back to Jabiim.
Who the fuck is Commander West?
How is Commander West a Commander?

by TheWordHistorian March 27, 2022