Coconut

A word used to describe an indian person who acts like a white person. Usually used as an insult.

Bianca is such a coconut.

by kushkush28 May 16, 2016

Coconut

Either a person that is black or colored on the outside but acts white, so it's like their skin color is not real

or

A white person that tries to act black around you but acts too white away from black people to be so

ex. 1 "Man that guy is such a coconut he tried to fist bump me."
ex. 2 "That girl is such a coconut that it's like her skin color is make up."

by D-D-D-D- DAAYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMM December 7, 2016

Coconut

Someone that's dumb as fuck, even lacking common sense and has no idea.

That coconut was playing loud music at 3am while everyone was asleep.

by Ligris13 February 27, 2017

coconutoilism

A person who is so hipster that they try hard so so hard to be hipster that they are on a no cal diet and only go to vegan restaurants even thou they no vego.

"Hey look at that mother fucking coconutoilst, what a hoe....do you believe in coconutoilism"?

by Jostylm jostd August 28, 2017

coconut nostrils

Big wide set Nostrils, adj
Usually used as a racial slur
“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”.

“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”

by popapoppin January 29, 2018

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018

Coconut mode

A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses

I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 5, 2018