ark of the covenant

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.

1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"

by jmitch77 November 8, 2016

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Cliff and A Cohen

a Cliff and A Cohen is when a student and a teacher have a special relationship and can exceed to marriage and furthel sexual relations

Wow! Someone in my class is in a Cliff and A Cohen

by andysmother April 7, 2022

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Has the Covenant?

If the said person has the inherent agreement with himself that he is willing to do anything to succeed

Does Elon Musk has the covenant?
He most certainly does!

by 1709 January 5, 2024

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Deedlit of covenant

A Deedlit of covenant, is my joke, on deed of covenant, a British term, which according, to the Oxford leaner's dictionary, is a legal agreement, where one person, agrees to pay another, for a service. It's also a joke, on Deedlit, a Record of Lodoss War, Japanese anime, elven woman.

Deedlit, when in The UK, decides to make a Deedlit of covenant, and pays Lyle, her current best friend, to keep the peace, on Lodoss island, on planet Forcelia.

by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024

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Sacha Baron Cohen Penis

A circumcised European penis.
A type of penis that minority groups in Europe, such as Jews, Muslims, and Africans mainly have.

Me: (Watches a video of Dominno sucking a circumcised dick on Perfect D) What the fuck is he circumcised? He must have a Sacha Baron Cohen penis. He's from England, but he is Jewish.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025

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