Barista: Hi welcome! May I take your order?
Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!
Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!
Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!
Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!
by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 18, 2018
Get the Coffee Huffer mug.A subtle way to lure a guy to come over to your place, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with him while coffee is brewing in the background. Caffeine is good for male sex drive and is ideal for getting him into the mood.
Girl: Hey I'm bored. Wanna come over to my place for coffee or something?
Guy: Sure buddy! I'll be there soon.
Guy: Sure buddy! I'll be there soon.
by GudBuddy September 17, 2017
Get the coffee or something mug.Someone who drinks coffe on a daily to semi-daily basis. To the point where they only like their coffe black. They are always seen wit a coffee mug and coffee is incorporated into every one of their conversations.
by Shaniqualemon July 18, 2016
Get the coffee addict mug.by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
Get the Coffee Pinch mug.Rio is the worlds biggest coffee simp. Luckily, she knows how to turn it on first thing every morning to get the day started off right.
by Handy_manny69 December 23, 2020
Get the Coffee Simp mug.a state of being which is quite unpleasant; when one drinks too much coffee, and as a result feels very anxious
Jay: Hey Lu what do?
Lucy: Hey. I can't tell if I'm nervous about something or if I just drank too much coffee.
Jay: Ah, the coffee dreads. Brutal.
Lucy: Hey. I can't tell if I'm nervous about something or if I just drank too much coffee.
Jay: Ah, the coffee dreads. Brutal.
by violentviolet October 10, 2013
Get the coffee dreads mug.Unable to generate any coffee torque with just a single plastic stirrer, I added three more stirrers to the mix.
by sparkus March 3, 2011
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