Coffee Huffer

Someone that refuses to drink coffee but annoyingly insists the love the smell.

Barista: Hi welcome! May I take your order?

Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!

Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 18, 2018

Miserable Coffee

A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.

Ugh, what a morning, I'm gonna go get another cup of miserable coffee.

by T405ED March 9, 2009

Frothy Coffee

When a guy continues anal intercourse after he's already finished inside his partner, usually as a result of PME.

"I couldn't hold back, so I ended up giving her a frothy coffee"

by JimothyJohns June 3, 2021

Coffee Simp

Someone who knows the true secret to life long happiness is coffee, the truest love of them all.

Rio is the worlds biggest coffee simp. Luckily, she knows how to turn it on first thing every morning to get the day started off right.

by Handy_manny69 December 23, 2020

Adjusted Coffee

A coffee that has one or more shots of an alcoholic spirit stirred through.

Tea or coffee?

Adjusted coffee would be great.

by StreetyAus September 8, 2010

coffee dreads

a state of being which is quite unpleasant; when one drinks too much coffee, and as a result feels very anxious

Jay: Hey Lu what do?
Lucy: Hey. I can't tell if I'm nervous about something or if I just drank too much coffee.
Jay: Ah, the coffee dreads. Brutal.

by violentviolet October 10, 2013

coffee destroyer

if there is a coffee maker, it means there is a coffee destoryer. but only in legends is it said to exist

I HAVE FOUND THE LEGEND OF THE COFFEE DESTROYER!

by rubythecatgirl October 3, 2018