blowing the coconut

When someone gives you a blowjob and you release coconut “cum” out

Me: what did you and your girl do last night?
Friend: she was blowing the coconut and it went everywhere!

by coconutblower69 December 2, 2020

Cocknubbins

An annoying dickhead who won't leave you be

Eric is quite a cocknubbins today.

by AlTheOneAndOnly February 2, 2015

cocknight

A man with a big cock.

Bitch 1: Did you see Tony today?
Bitch 2: Yeah.. he's a total cocknight....😅

by ThePlatinumDragon June 1, 2016

Cocknip

A person, place, thing, or idea which has the same effect on men as catnip on cats.

That chick was some seriously irresistible cocknip, I just couldn't stay away from her.

by InnocuousMinx May 25, 2017

Cocknitive Dissonance

When you are aroused by something that probably shouldn’t arouse you.

Person 1: I saw a picture of my grandma at the beach when she was younger, she used to be hot.

Person 2: Looks like a case of cocknitive dissonance

by ShadyMemeDealer97 May 20, 2018

Cocknazi

Something you shouldn’t say in Germany and describes a person that is being rude and mean sometimes hilarious can be used towards friends like bitch

Sami stop being a cocknazi for once in your life

by Didneoiene August 8, 2018

Cocknozzle

Someone who has falsely accused you or is being VEEERRY fucking annoying.

How could I have drank the last coke if I wasn’t even home you cocknozzle?!

by Lilmaximus57 August 12, 2020