Clogging the Arteries

When a group of people walk in a fashion that blocks a hallway or pathway making it impossible to walk around.

Those fat chicks are really clogging the arteries.

by AndrewRice! August 3, 2011

throwing a sausage up a close

close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. sausage as in john thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.

"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"

by Michael S. Clark November 20, 2003

cunt clogger

the opposite of a "cock-blocker", it's when a girl is denied advances by another person stepping in and talking to the party of interest. said person can be either male or female, as long as they interfere with the possibility of a hook-up

"Ladybird was such a cunt clogger tonight... I couldn't get any action."

"I just got cunt-clogged by that Ladybird, what the ef!"

by Amanda Heisey March 2, 2008

Pussy Clogger

Everybody is familiar with the term "cock blocker" - a person that prevents a man from fullfilling his sexual desires with a woman.

A "pussy clogger" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a man.

A pussy clogger is usually found at social events such as bars or fraternity parties that are frequented by young coeds. The pussy can be clogged through a variety of mechanisms. Most famously, the "I`m tired, let`s go home" girl. Or even worse, the "Let`s go eat pizza and puke it up" girl. Or the "I drank too much vodka, please hold my pony tail back as I vomit" girl. Or the horrible, "I`m going to sit in the corner and watch you with a snide, critical eye that really masks my burning jealously and makes you feel self consious" girl.

by BT aka Tweekmaster 2000 August 15, 2006

clobs

Large heavy, hard and dense breasts with saucer sized baby bottle nipples.

Mr A. "Woa, check out the clobs on her!",
Mr B. "Yikes, they are like two fried eggs hanging off knitting needles."

by dr scented October 21, 2008

niggernogger asshole clogger

A black filipino dwarf agressively ramming random objects into ones anus or anal cavity

Wow man i ordered a niggernogger asshole clogger and i can still feel the gerbal from tuesday squirming around up there

by nnac May 30, 2017

Closed eye talker

A person who keeps closing their eye's when talking to you, not blinking, but actually shutting their eyes and continuing to talk. Often they feel so superior to the rest of the world they do not even want to see it.

There is this kid in my class that is a total closed eye talker, one day we got fed up and when he answered a question everyone silently moved over one seat so when he opened his eyes 30 seconds later he got very confused.

by DAG October 19, 2009