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Anne of Cleves

Ich Bin Anna of Cleves. When King Henry VIII saw her portrait, he was like yasss. But she didn’t look as good as she did in her pic. Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry’s little prick…
You’d better get down, because Anne of Cleves is the queen of the castle, you dirty rascal
by six the musical March 14, 2022
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Cleveland Harvest

The act of shitting on your partners groin, rubbing it to their pubic hair, then spunking into the field.
Lord Goader opened up his brown eye and released a burly length onto little eugene, ploughed it into his balls and then planted some seeds in the choad valley ready for the cleveland harvest.
by Dave Swooner March 11, 2008
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cleverson

One who is clever, intelligent, smart. Witty and on the ball.
Hey stephen, you're way too cleverson, you're making me look bad.
by SK1989 April 13, 2009
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Caliversal

Like universal, but pertaining only to California.
Because California is the center of the universe, it is logical that things now considered universal had their origin as a Caliversal thing.
by Octothorpe September 17, 2005
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Cleverbot

A scary version of Smarterchild, but just as funny as Smarterchild used to be before they censored it. It is a chatbot that learns from humans.
Me: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. I am not dead, you are.
Me: O_o
by Scarybot September 1, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.
by admin@jordantate.com October 5, 2004
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Cleveland Accordion

The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.
Man it was crazy. i gave her a cleveland accordion and she didn't know what hit her!
by blakbelt88 January 14, 2010
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