Kt clems

Some short white girl. That's not only funny but very outgoing and awesome to be around. usually athletic, smart, artistic, and caring. But sometimes cares too much about the wrong people. Overall Kt Clems is a cool human.

Jon: who's that girl in the art room?
Jess: thats kt Clems

Jon: oh that painting is really nice.

by @seudundes July 17, 2017

Muke Clemmings

It's the precious combination of the names of Michael Clifford and Luke Hemmings of 5 seconds of summer, that would give the name of his adorable and wonderful couple. This name came to light since 2011, many people (Mukers and muke shippers) noticed the close relationship that had the two, but in a different and VERY EXTRA way, the proofs and situations that implied that it was "more than a friendship" were the impulse so that this shipp extended for more than 8 years and became much more than "shipp", and that evenand that even in 2019, it is stronger than ever, many support it and Luke and Michael give us moments when they can (because of that has been said, discussed, debated and tested the proof that Michael has moved away from Luke, like the other guys just to do promotional things, that he clearly does not want to do anything and that he is tired, and Luke is saved from everything since it is isolated in his apartment).

As iconic moments of them flirting in the concerts-interviews, dedicating songs, the "video of the kiss" that are like 3-4, looking at each other as if their life depended on it, sharing clothes, saying hints to each other, ETC

Anyway, this couple is much more real than my desire to shoot myself bc I'm poor and I can't meet my idols.

Some iconic moments of Muke clemmings from the bunch, uh:

"¡I need my boyfriend, Luke!"
"Luke you look fabulous"

"who else thinks Luke hemmings looks like an angel? Luke you look like a sweaty sweaty angel"
"I think Michael would be a great boyfriend"

*Talking about about what they're "looking" for the girls*
"Ash:Creative people, like musicians or something like that. I think that's really an attractive trait"
"Luke: Like Michael"

"I'd marry with Luke"

"So who you call baby, nobody could take my place" *in all concerts and ONLY to Michael*

by Suckmymukeee January 29, 2019

warren clements

A surgeon that saves lives in the best way possible, he will never be forgotten

Warren clements Is a legend

by Xxxdoctorbenxxxx May 15, 2019

mr.clements

the funniest band and orchestra teacher ever. r.i.p💔 The one who would make us laugh everyday in 6th grade. The shortest teacher in our 6th grade. Mer.Clemenstines

Mr.Clements...you are short

by .?.?, October 15, 2019

St clements college

Shit school with 3rd year wasters that go around school vaping punching lockers and screaming 'WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY'

St clements college is a shithole

by Cheekyone69 October 27, 2019

Jacob clement

Dickhead

Jacob clement is gay

by Luke’s November 19, 2019

San Clemente, CA

Great place to retire, surf, or grab a quick bite to eat; Not very diverse politically, culinarily, or racially. Some parts suffer from Affluenza; Aside from being a surfing mecca, San Clemente doesn't really offer a unique experience of any kind.

Person 1: I live in San Clemente, CA
Person 2: Oh nice, you must be a big surfer!
Person 1: Not really, I just couldn't afford to live in the other beach cities in the OC, and didn't really care about quality school districts, or mingling with non-whites; I'm a racist, incestuous, idiot and my children will most likely be the same
Person 2: Lemme guess, your wife's name is Karen?
Person 1: How did you know?!

Person 2: Just had a hunch...

Person 1: Btw, Wanna join my megachurch, and be part of a fake bible belt to cover up the fact that we worship money?
Person 2: No thanks, I have more meaningful things to do in my life

by Redacted_Rectified December 23, 2020