Chump

A retard.

Porter Reynolds is a chump. He takes it in the ass.

by Chumpsquad September 4, 2021

Chump change

A monetary amount that one considers to be low or insignificant

Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.

Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.

by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019

Chump jump

When someone jumps from one fuck boy to another fuck boy

"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"

by emmileejoe September 18, 2017

Chump

A person who talks absolute bubbles but is convinced they are the most intelligent in their group of 1.

Sam is at it again, talking nonsense. Sometimes he rings the takeaway just to ask if they do takeaway food. What a chump.

by Jimzzz82 August 15, 2021

Chump

Easily manipulated, disrespected, and persuaded on a day-to-day basis; extremely sensitive; gets bullied

I cheated on him twice, then told him it was okay and it won’t happen again, and this chump actually listened to me. But you know on the low I still cheat. I told this chump if he doesn’t stop talking to his friends, I’m gonna leave him. Now he has no friends. What a chump.

by Casualcxm August 29, 2022

Chump

a fucking loser

you’re such a chump

by Your mommy November 1, 2017

Chump-Jump

When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.

CHUMP-JUMP

There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.

by SquareUp March 7, 2017