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Chappelle's Show

. Funniest thing in history
. Hosted by Dave Chappelle
. did many funny short videos in the show
Famous pharses/moments from the Chappelle's Show:

"I'm rich biatch!"

"That's right Mars bitches, red rocks! NiGGER!"
(Dave Chappelle as black bush)

"I'm Rick James bitch. Now show me your titties."
*girl flashes titties*
"The milks gone bad!"
(Dave Chappelle as Rick James)

Rick James: "What did the five finger say to the face?"
Charlie Murphy: "What?"
Rick James: "SLAP!"
*slaps Charlie in the face*
(Dave Chappelle as Rick James)
by Coni-chi-wa bitches May 6, 2006
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Dave Chappelle

Perfect example of a man who had an unequaled talent for something he had no respect for.

He skyrocketed to worldwide super-stardom within weeks of "Chappelle's Show" first airing. Let it be known that before this show he was known as "that black guy in Half-Baked", and a not-so-well-known stand up comedian.

Being raised by his college professor parents, and having a good intellect himself to boot, he knew full well what he was doing with "Chappelle's Show", as far as reinforcing racial stereotypes for the sake of (extremely hilarious) comedy, and decided to have a crisis of conscience and run away from a $50 million dollar contract (from a CABLE network no less).

He has now settled back in Ohio, where he lives as another individual who was given an extraordinary gift and ran from it, and will probably never be seen on TV again until 2020, when VH1 runs a "Where Are They Now?" Special, and will probably have some D-rate, never-has-been comedian commenting about it.
Dave Chappelle is famous for declaring himself Rick James, often times emphasizing that the person he was declaring it to was, in fact, a bitch.
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chappette

She is a chappette because she is very chap like
by starchyboy June 30, 2008
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chappers

when someones surname is chapman. chappers also related to a small short girl, but makes up for it by having a nice bum.
"hey did you see chappers over there?"

"yeah what a lovely bum"
by danny blanford February 21, 2009
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Happy Clappy

Someone who thinks that everything would be alright if only people would stop complaining.
That davep's a right Happy Clappy
by Gregory Peckary September 23, 2003
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choppy

1. relates to small cutish females with tiny bottoms and big tits (define tits, 2. slang term relating to affectionate manner referring to ones spouse.
C'mon choppy, what are you doing?
Don't go near that choppy over there, she's mine.
by tony March 4, 2004
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Crappy Ending

Crappy Ending (n): When a 45-minute massage ends with a police investigation.
Todd, it's me. Yes, I'm in jail again. Yes, another Crappy Ending.
by Juice420 July 7, 2010
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