Johnny Chaos

Besides being a kool name for anyone, the name brings fame, honor, and success. Those who doubt the great power of the name are eaten by the evil spinach monster and never return.
Johnny C. like long walks on the beach, road bikes, the ladies, plaid/flannel, sleeve tattoos and coffee.

Dude #1: Dude your like such a Johnny Chaos.
Dude #2: Oh thanks I guess.

by poncho velo July 7, 2009

utter chaos

-something that is utterly crazy
- A game of ping pong played on a small table with a net made out of masking tape with "Utter Chaos" written on it.

CHODE: "Did you see that?"
OLD MAN JENKINS: "Yeah, that was utter chaos!"

by SalsaBoy February 11, 2003

shit chaos

Totally out of control, primal, yet satisfying.

When you sit on the toilet , but then, to your surprise, a violent gas and fecal episode ensues ejecting gas and fecal matter in a totally unforeseen and uncontrolled manner causing surprise and awe that that could really be happening to you. Or, could be a similar event when you are not on the toilet.

"Man, that was shit chaos".
"Yea, can't believe it. Freaking awesome."

by rbrtzz November 17, 2009

misty chaos

Creative and original Wattpad fanfiction writer and aspiring artist, usually for the "BBS," and makes all the fangirls crazy.

"Misty Chaos' new book gave me a nose bleed."

by I'mNotAppleJuice September 22, 2017

Hq.chaos

One of the best people in the world they’re funny smart kind and out going ^_^

“Hey have you heard of hq.chaos?”
Yea that really kind and cute person

by Unknown^_^ October 18, 2021

Bound By Chaos

One of the worst bands ever. Ever. Ever.

Made up of Travis, a poser, Rhett, a douchebag, and two other faggots nobody cares about.

Terrible band.

"I fucking hate Bound By Chaos"

by Boss Playa Mistah Tayla April 28, 2009

Wand of Chaos

A penis.

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.

by Titty Bar Barry October 17, 2010