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Chalked

A debilitated state while under the influence of drugs, or alcohol. Especially Marijuana, Xanax, Pain killers, or any drug that have anesthetic qualities.

Derived from outlining evidence at a crime scene, usually bodies.
“Dude those percocets I took yesterday had me chalked”

“At my cousins wedding last summer, I got so drunk they had the children outline my unconscious body with chalk and then began chanting “chalked chalked chalked” at me until I awoke in fear and preceded to leave the wedding out of embarrassment
by Lord Sanguis May 9, 2020
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chocked

when a woman or a man choke on a chocolate penis (black dick)

chocolate+choke=chocked
wow that chick just chocked on my black dick
by gangsta motha fucka December 10, 2011
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"dude i'm so cracked up right now!"
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Cracked Syndrome

Cracked Syndrome: what happens when a popular website with it's own original content features comics, articles, or videos from other sites. The featured content is the worst of the victim site's content, either done by the host site on purpose in order to make their content better, or, in rare cases, because they actually like what they're featuring.

Originates from Cracked.Com who seem to host the worst of the 'White Ninja' and the 'Daisy Owl' comics, completely turning their readers off from both series'.
Well, the last minute was pretty much uneeded, but the actual sketch was good. Judging by the comments though, this already has Cracked Syndrome.
by Koth April 30, 2009
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Cracked dick

Hay jason, while wacking off last night i cracked dick
by Twizta August 31, 2006
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cracked

That tard is cracked, yo!
by burntham September 5, 2003
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Cacked

1) adj. when an object becomes severely damaged
2) adj. when a human becomes extremely injured by way of drinking or other substance enhanced state
3) adj. when a situation becomes intolerable
Man Simko was really Cacked when he broke ripped the door off the bathroom stall. The whole stall is completely Cacked dude.
by The Smiling Bandit March 2, 2005
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