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Cricket is a religion. It is demographically more prominent in India. The followers of this religion worship the Greatest Legendary batsman "Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar".
Cricket is my religion and Sachin is my god.
by SachinMyGod April 20, 2011
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moon cricket

Term derived from African folk lore, translated loosely to hungry chimp in the night.
Honey please give that moon cricket some change, he looks pathetic.
by sda2007 January 5, 2008
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moon cricket

Usually used as a racial slur against black people. I'm told it has to do with the shine off their faces and the continual noise they seem to make. It was a popular term in the American South 100 years or so ago.
I just saw a moon cricket hold-up a liquor store.
by Defcon 4 and waiting June 4, 2010
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jiminy cricket

An old term for not saying Jesus Christ, thus not using Christ's(God's) name in vain and not breaking one of the 10 Commandments or blaspheming. Usually used with emphasis.

Now people say: Jesus!, Jesus Christ!, geez!, or geez Louise! instead.

The term is older than the character from Disney films: a talking, singing, and fancy-looking cricket.
Jiminy cricket that marine just gave me a hot-foot!!...I'll kill him!!!

Did you see what that tornado did to that old barn--jiminy crickets!
by thedzone October 3, 2009
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Coricidin

Coricidin is a wholesome pharmaceutical company manufactured and marketed by the good people at Schering Plough. Although the corporate name initially denotes scythes and farm implements that rape the soil, Schering Plough has your best interests at heart. Just take far more Coricidin Cough and Cold than the "reccomended dosage" and you too will understand the healthful benefits of over the counter drug abuse.

After selling all your posessions to a pawn shop to support your ridiculous drug habit, invest in Schering Plough stock. If the good people at the FDA can turn a blind eye for money, so should you. 20 billion dollars in fraudulent sales cant be wrong.

this message was not endorsed by Schering Plough in any way and I cannot be held liable for my appropriately slanderous comments. That being said, I hope the executives burn in hell.
triple c coricidin sound investment FDA
by PenWrightly May 7, 2009
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The Cricket

The Cricket is the act of a man run his hard on down a leg of his pants. He then must put one thigh over the other, his hard on between his legs. Then, in the fasion of a cricket, move your leg that is ontop across the leg (and hard on) beneath it. Meant for inconspicuious masturbation in public places
Dude, johnny thought he was hiding it but I saw him doin the cricket during class. He was goin at it pretty hard
by ~MoonScythe~ July 3, 2010
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Cricket dick

noun An insult used on males to insult the size of their penis... Also just generally hilarious.
Bob: Jane, can we have sex?
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.

"What up, cricket dick?"
by aeris1172 September 14, 2009
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