Cacus

A groovy cactus

Look at that cacus

by Lemon this man June 2, 2018

Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks

Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?

by Dicto long June 6, 2018

Cactuscti

A cactus but with another cactus growing on top of it with another sort of plant growing on top of that.

Person 1: What the heck is that? It looks like an alien of some type!
Person 2: that my friend is a Cactuscti. Very strange indeed but very fragile and beautiful.
Person 1: I still think it's an alien, and I really don't think "Cactuscti" is a word...
Person 2: *silence*

by Random user :) April 27, 2019

Cactus toy with cactus inside

Did you know these toys have been and internet meme for many years now.today many people came home with their toys and gave it to their dog. you know what happen? well, they got ripped open and then it showed a toy inside it with a frown. anyways if you ever hear your dog say "jiggly jiggly im coming for the booty" you know whats happening.
P.S. this does not mean a good thing(its something bad "rape the toy or having you know what with the toy".

you got that Cactus toy with cactus inside
eww its weird like why is there a cactus toy with cactus inside liek why
Cactus toy with cactus inside?nope

by Giahwgfa 2 May 9, 2019

Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.

What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.

by Cjepson August 8, 2019

cactus ass bitch

When you pnly shave your butthole once a week and complain about it non-stop.

Stop being a cactus ass bitch and take care of yourself for once, Karen!

by everyrhingistaken January 2, 2020

Cactus

A person of Hispanic or South American heritage who looks to be as such, but can’t speak Spanish.

That ese is a cactus; he looks Mexican, but if you talk to him in Spanish, he won’t say shit!

by CactusEse September 27, 2020