Burrito Rapist

A man or women who sexually assaults a burrito without consent or forcefully does so.

John went to soobway and saw a burrito. He immediately fell in love with it and took it to rape it at Johnny Jim’s. Thats what I call a Burrito Rapist!!!

by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023

Burrito Baptism

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

by 3/5 man September 12, 2019

Burrito dick

A slur defining a trans masc genitals

Jessica transitioned and got a burrito dick lmao

by yuumit August 08, 2023

Dirty Burrito

The act of having anal with a partner while balancing a burrito on (her/his) back and eating set burrito till it's all gone

""Hey jerry Im thinking of having a burrito tonight so I'm giving my special girl a dirty burrito""

by Big Daddy1919 April 11, 2016

Burrito Shark

A fugly white guy/girl usually trashy that exclusivly goes for the mexican minority group.

Damn you see burrito shark? she was all over dat fence hopper.

by FiveFingertwinkies February 04, 2010

burrito munching

Eating out a prolapsed anus. May contain beans.

The lesbian orgy involved a lot of burrito munching.

by Tahin January 15, 2014

bathroom burrito

A burrito which has been warmed using a bathroom radiator, usually while wrapped in foil.

"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."

by GiddyHedge March 04, 2014