burrito rights activist

One who believes that a burrito should have rights, like the ability to choose their style of tortilla, lettuce, meat, etc.

That person started the burrito rights activist group, where a burrito can choose what it wants.

by Chucks June 11, 2018

burrito

fucking best food ever

"holy shit this burrito is good"

by burrito123 October 20, 2018

Burrito Baptism

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

by 3/5 man September 11, 2019

Burrito Buster

A slang term to describe a person's asshole.

-This especially applies in describing someone's asshole when they have eaten anything from taco bell, or any food

that unknowingly gives you diarrhea.

-Can also be applied when someone is getting literally/figuratively fucked in the asshole.

Person 1: How have you been holding up in online class recently?
Person 2: Honestly, schools been fucking me straight in the burrito buster, I'm getting 70 assignments a week, this is bullshit.

by Juwustin Ram0w0s July 21, 2020

burritolive_

Burritolive_ is a pretty cool twitch streamer. Some people call him Tortilla Boy or Long Haired Idiot.

Burritolive_ just destroyed you in Bedwars, you are as dumb as burritolive_ LOL

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Burrito-beato

When you masturbate while holding a chaulpa.

Brb guys, I gotta go to the Taco Bell bathroom for a burrito-beato

by Captpan6 June 2, 2022

Burrito Rapist

A man or women who sexually assaults a burrito without consent or forcefully does so.

John went to soobway and saw a burrito. He immediately fell in love with it and took it to rape it at Johnny Jim’s. Thats what I call a Burrito Rapist!!!

by Mc.Nugg March 24, 2023