Human Speed Bump

A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.

The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.

by slice60 February 22, 2008

junk bump

When a girl intentionally bumps up against a guy's junk either to check out his package or see if she can get a rise. Supposed to seem accidental or not be noticed at all like she did so unintentionally.

After she "junk bumped" him, she discovered right away that he found her attractive.

by Teera February 11, 2007

boner bump

When you're at a concert and the crowds really pumped, then the guy behind you pokes/grazes your back with his boner.

"That guy totally boner bumped me"
Awkward...

by That's nasty man March 17, 2009

Bump

Bring
Up
My
Posts

The word 'bump' is often used in a forum to get more views, or in Gaia Online, to get more gold. Bumping is also a useful way to get more views in a support forum and to get more gold in Gaia Online.

Sometimes, bumps aren't allowed and you can get suspended/banned for spamming.

HonorOfTehNinja: bump

*TehPro banned HonorOfTehNinja*

(Reason: Spamming. This isn't Gaia Online, you know)

by MisaTange July 6, 2009

bumpy

when a wireless internet connection continuously switches between a good and bad signal strength so that when browsing, pages will load either immediately, incredibly slowly, or just not at all

I wish the internet would quit being so bumpy so that I could surf through some porn and grease my gator.

by LustyBear September 9, 2009

jew-bump

The bump that Jewish people have on their noes that makes it huge.

Wow, look at that Jew-bump, even without the Yam-aka, you can tell he's a Jew.

by rhaller09 May 16, 2010

cunt bump

When you score in a game and you do a cunt bump..like a chest bump

A cunt bump is Like a chest bump but with vaginas

by jennyjennylang April 14, 2014