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Rubber up your bumper

To lube up your asshole or someone else's asshole
Hey girl, bend over and rubber up your bumper because you're about to get lifted
by Yep, I did it, so what? May 18, 2016
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Ain't no thang just a bumper

Used when your girl backs up into something but doesn't care about her vehicle.
"You backed up into a tractor??!"
"Ain't no thang just a bumper, lol"
by MsBA September 28, 2021
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rubber baby buggy bumpers

A synonym for boobs or breasts as used by Robert Lund in "99 Words for Boobs".
"Man, I want to take those rubber baby buggy bumpers for a ride."
by C Weiss March 29, 2008
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Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack

The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018
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i support law enforcement bumper stickers

i support law enforcement bumper stickers bumper stickers found on car bumpers and car windows is a way to show support law enforcement but also a slap in the face for police brutality victims
dude you have i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window
man what about my i support law enforcement bumper stickers
dude those i support law enforcement bumper stickers on your car window is a slap in the face for police brutality victims
man i never thought of it that way a i support law enforcement bumper stickers being a slap in the face police brutality victims i will be more courteous next time
by littlejimmie March 6, 2019
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Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.
Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.
by Jeff January 12, 2004
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door bumpers

bullet bras & Cone Bras & BIG UNS
WOW that ACME Looniversity gal has beautiful door bumpers !
by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 30, 2007
mugGet the door bumpersmug.

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