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Blessing Feeds

The act of making someone’s day by having them see a picture of you in their Instagram/snapchat/twitter feed.
Scott really just blessed your feed.
On my momma Scott is blessing feeds.
by ScottTheFlexGod November 7, 2018
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Suburban Blues Dad

The Suburban Blues Dad --Sections 1-3:
SECTION 1. Outward Appearance:
Goatee/mustache combo, always trimmed to a neat level. Sometimes balding and still trying to rock the long hair.
Over 50, but can be as young as 35.
Summer: "cargo shorts," "mandals", wearing a polo shirt with an embroidered company logo on it. Seldom tattooed.
Winter: Spotless Wilson's leather, recent tour t-shirt from Rush, Jethro Tull, and jeans are relaxed-fit and pre-faded. Also seen with "dockers" trousers.
Seen in Brewpubs with cougar wives the only ones dancing.
SECTION 2--Instrumentation:
Guitars: Fender "strat" or "tele"--spotless '57 reissue
Any Paul Reed Smith guitar
Bass: Any Bass with over 4 strings, period.
Chapman Stick (anyone who plays this should be shot anyway)
Amplification: Trace Eliot, Roland Jazz Chorus, and/or Hartke equipment.
Other Amps: All reissues.
Drums--Too many and too expensive for ability level. If he sings "harmonies" (see below) he tends toward the headset mic.
Keyboards: Too loud and usually shitty sounds.
SECTION 3: Choice of Music:
ALWAYS: anything SRV, and/or a cover of "Little Wing." Also George Thorogood. Dead giveaway signs.
OFTEN: Skynrd, and various other southern "bluesy" bands.
SELDOM: Any song under 10 minutes.
My brother got married, had a couple of kids, moved out to Woburn and became a Suburban Blues Dad. Now he plays once a month at some brewpub up there.
by Scumwaffle October 2, 2010
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windbreaker blues

The sadness one feels as a result of losing one's brand new windbreaker. It is a feeling to hopelessness and emptyness.
Brayden woke up today without her windbreaker and when she went to look for it, she couldn't find it anywhere. Knowing it is lost forever has really given Brayden the windbreaker blues.
by KKRABS June 7, 2009
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Blesser

A new word used by gold diggers to distract people from seeing them for what they really are.
Khayi: I'm so in love with my new man. He took me on a cruise, gives me money for clothes and groceries, and he finally agreed to buy me a new car. He's such a blesser.

Jez: No, Khanyi, he's not a blesser. You're just a gold digger.
by Jez86 May 11, 2016
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blues and yellows

refers to the colors of the pills VIAGRA and CYALIS
My husband needs his blues and yellows or he can't
get it up. Old and overweight - poor guy!
by Vizma January 10, 2008
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Bleshu

To sneeze

Strictly used in Etherian English. Also a slur of the words "bless" and "you" which someone would say after someone else sneezes.
I just bleshu'd so hard!
by BortSpring November 4, 2014
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white boy blues

Used to describe predominantly white musicians co-opting blues music from African American. While often applied to artists that emerged in 60s blues-inspired rock (think Clapton, Mayall, etc), it also covers later artists like Stevie Ray Vaughn and modern day blues stars like Jack White.

As a pejorative, it attacks said white boy's cultural appropriation of the blues, particularly when he/she lacks the disadvantaged background "original" bluesmen came from. In the modern context of music criticism, it can also be levied against blues players obsessed with the technical artifice of blues music (skilled solos etc) instead of a broader sense of musicality. The term is used with particular derision against wealthy individuals playing a musical form centred around suffering and catharsis, with the implication that the said individual lacks soul and self-awareness.

In strictly guitar-playing circles, white boy blues is often used as an insult against players obsessed with the Chicago Blues style; particularly Stevie Ray Vaughn and Eric Clapton. The implication being that such players are either a) playing to themselves in a self-serving manner akin to masturbation, or b) attempting to mirror specific players in a soulless fashion. Again present is a stigma against individuals from wealthier backgrounds, whereby the term "Blues Lawyers" emerges: rich individuals who play the blues (often on pricey equipment) with no self-awareness of sense of irony.
Steve: -plays Pride and Joy-
John: Man quit playing that white boy blues crap!
by The Goat Of Mendes October 28, 2015
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