brendan

a twinky chink, usually with glasses. almost exclusively wears clothing from Uniqlo. probably a weeb.

did you see that guy? he's such a brendan...

by thisdudenamedmichael October 9, 2025

Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away

Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay

by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023

Brendan

This richest Blacket player in the leaderboard.

Even Brendan cant afford

by !Brendan March 25, 2025

Brendan

The hottest guy ever. If you want to date him be ready to be overloaded with hotness. Also, If he asks you to go home with him, make sure to bring some protection. If he enters your bedroom, white stuff is going to squirt everywhere. He will be so attractive that you will want to suck it so badly. ONLY GO TO HIS HOUSE IF YOU'RE READY.

Brendan is hot as hell.

by Unresistable... May 22, 2025

Brendaning

To lift and support someone up.

My homie's girl dumped him. I spent the day consoling him. I was brendaning.

by ㄴㅇㄴxd June 2, 2025

Brendan Li

A celebrity who is very unskibidi and likes toilet poop ballz
He is a popular actor

Brendan Li in that one movie was very skibidi toilet

by wifebeaterz124 April 16, 2024

Brendan

the dude who looks in the mirror thinking he's a real stud muffin.. however in reality he's that guy who loves his son and best friend JAKE.. they often have little play dates around the tea table and dressed in dresses and wigs

does Brendan want to come over for his weekly tea party today? the theme is sailor moon... Brendan loves his role play and dress ups with JAKE.. poor JAKE

by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024