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bottle worm

Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.
Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.
by Steve the Mormon January 11, 2008
mugGet the bottle wormmug.

Prime Bottle

A bottle used to urinate in. The name references the Amazon Prime branding because it is not uncommon for Amazon Delivery drivers to use prime bottles as portable on the go restrooms to save time and keep their performance metrics up.
We don't have time to stop, use a Prime Bottle.
by anonymous April 12, 2022
mugGet the Prime Bottlemug.

bottle tab

giving somone a bottle tab means you want to kiss them
i have my boyfriend a bottle tab so he would kiss me!
by random73737 May 30, 2022
mugGet the bottle tabmug.

dick in a bottle

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.
I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle
by D-Soul January 8, 2012
mugGet the dick in a bottlemug.

Kiss the bottle

Getting drunk. Often in a large group of friends.
“Hey,you wanna come kiss the bottle tonight?”
I can’t
by SClarky04 December 9, 2021
mugGet the Kiss the bottlemug.

bottle skank

Common term used in Las Vegas nightclubs. An attractive or mildly attractive female at a nightclub that creeps into a male's VIP section to drink free booze and typically skanks it up at multiple tables until she ends up white girl drunk. Usually addicted to coke or pills.
Don't give that bottle skank any of our booze. We won't be able to get rid of her and she might steal our wallets.
by The Vegas Local July 15, 2014
mugGet the bottle skankmug.

ketchup bottled

verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.
1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."
by JandE August 5, 2008
mugGet the ketchup bottledmug.

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