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bottle fucker 

dont be a bottle fucker dylan!
bottle fucker by redkombi March 20, 2020

Bottle job 

A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job
5 minutes from winning a game and loses you’re a bottle job

bottle share 

An event where a group of friends gather together to drink noncey beer. The event often entails food pairings, music pairings and/or visual pairings.
Please remember to bring the stilton and sourdough loaf to our Cantillon bottle share!
bottle share by BarrelAgedBadBoy September 30, 2020

Bottle rocket 

First you fill a beer burpee with sulpur from matches and magnesium strikers, then you attach a 1.75l Bacardi bottle to the burpee filling it with shake and bake meth production, then you attach a peanut butter jar under the Bacardi bottle to fill with aluminum, mineral motor oil, magnesium, and sulpur in that order to the peanut butter jar, then you pack on three butane gas cans to the back end with metal tips facing away from the burpee. Then you put in PVC pipe and melt or electrocute the tips right off the butane gas giving it all the propulsion it needs to fly a couple km. Scorched earth for 5 mi.
Homewood health Canada is really seriously asking for a bottle rocket at this point.
Bottle rocket by Cody5050 November 4, 2020

Bottle Bullseye

When you smoke and your eyes get dry and red, so you put your eye in the rim of the water bottle and tilt it back so the water gets in your eyeball
“Dude my eyes are so dry..”

“just bottle bullseye, you’ll be fine”
Bottle Bullseye by Vilis November 12, 2020

bottle brat 

Obnoxious, needy, infantile, clingy

Term derived from the behavior of over eager bottle fed baby goats toward the farmer holding the bottle of milk.
Quit being a bottle brat, I'm not taking you with me!
bottle brat by Wild Woman December 8, 2020