Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

El Bonkieo

Bonkieo
(adj.)
A chaotic, goofy vibe that’s weird in a low-key iconic way. El Bonkieo describes something or someone that’s stupid, funny, and unexpectedly kinda fire.

Not ugly. Not pretty. Not normal. Just bonkieo.

“Her outfit is bonkieo, but it eats.”
“He’s cute but his brain is El bonkieo.”

by Earthsigngaia December 8, 2025

Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.

After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"

by Jay Reign January 22, 2023

that's absolutely bonkers

Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.

Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro

by Grammar Error August 14, 2023

cray cray bonkers

Cray cray bonkers is a term created by a very special NPC, in which she uses to describe anything that is so unbelievably insane, there is not any other way to define this piece of tongue licking word.

My water is NOT IT.
It is NOT BUSSIN.
It’s CRAY CRAY BONKERS in the WORST WAY POSSIBLE.

by HAILEY2024 December 2, 2023