Blerching

The act of infecting your crankshaft by inserting a foreign object so that it inflates beyond regular size.

A: "Dude have you tried blerching?"
B: "No, should I?"
A: "Totally my hog is way bigger and now I can pee cream cheese!!"

by SigmaChode345 March 6, 2024

Blerging

The act of pursuing happiness

Person A: "Omg I'm blerging"
Person B: "Yo good for you man"

by the man person March 8, 2024

Blerg

The act of male masturbation where one masturbates so long and hard they have blood in their ejaculate

Fat Behemoth : MOTHER COME QUICKLY!

Mother : Oh no what are you -

Fat Behemoth : I AM BLERGING! I AM BLERGING!

Mother : BEHEMOTH!!!!

by FatBehemoth April 5, 2024

Blerk

When your girl starts to yerk your wiener but she begins to take her menstrual blood and put it into your mouth. She then proceeds to gargle the blood with your dick in her mouth as bubbles begin to pour out. After she spits the Semen and blood into your face as you smile.

Hey baby what do you want to do tonight

Well I’m on my period

Put the blood in your mouth and sick my dick, let’s blerk.

by anonymous May 15, 2024

Bleigraphonaphobia

Phobia of Pencils

dude i have Bleigraphonaphobia

by SDHLa September 11, 2024

blerg

blerg is blerg

blerg is never capital just like I is always capital
blerg can stand alone or be in a sentence.

blerg

by Urban rep November 29, 2024

Begrundled

Adjective, circa 2015
Simultaneously confused and pissed off.

Angered, but too bewildered to act.

Karen was left begrundled after the manager called her a cunt and told her to leave.

by Pizza_guy December 22, 2024