Definitions by FatBehemoth

Blerg 

The act of male masturbation where one masturbates so long and hard they have blood in their ejaculate

Fat Behemoth : MOTHER COME QUICKLY!

Mother : Oh no what are you -

Fat Behemoth : I AM BLERGING! I AM BLERGING!

Mother : BEHEMOTH!!!!

Blerg by FatBehemoth April 5, 2024