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International Bleach Day

International Bleach Day is made to celebrate the invention of Bleach on 18 November, thanks to Claude Louis Berthollet, the grandfather of Bleach. Who doesn't enjoy drinking Bleach, am I right guys? Guys? Are you guys there?
Jonathon: 'Hey Jim, where are you?'
'Jim? Are you there?'
'Jim?'
25HourNews: *A man was found dead by his mother in their house. Police suspect he had committed suicide by drinking the 1 litter bottle of Bleach found in his hand. This is the 19th body to be found so far. Police are suspecting something big, like a mass suicide due to a phenomenon of International Bleach Day or something much, much worse. This is 25HourNews, reporting to you live from the Austrian town of Fucking on 19 December 2019.*
by Microwaves For A Better Future October 30, 2021
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Bleach

Bleach is a liquid that's used for cleaning clothing. Some people on the Internet joke about the fluid being a drink although it's toxic.
Bleach is useful when it comes to whitening your clothes.
by BleachedSpaghettiYT September 10, 2018
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Bleach

The most delectable substance you'll ever drink.

Only causes small damage to the brain.

Taste like candy.

Takes only a few gallons of it to die.

Can find at ur local grocery store!
I drank 3 gallons of bleach last night it was so good!
by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017
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bleached

Phenomenal, the best yet, couldn't be any better.
Man did you see that buzzer beater?
Yeah. His game is totally bleached right now.
by sew cool March 28, 2021
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crystal clear bleach

bleach but its clear and can be mistaken for water
little timmy almost drinked crystal clear bleach because he thought it was water
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bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.
You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?
by P0rky69 February 14, 2024
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Bleach

1. A human's favorite drink.
2. To describe something (ugly, horrible, ect.)
Ex.1: Boy 1. Man I love bleach!
Boy 2. What flavor?
Boy 1. Lemon scented, the best kind!

Ex.2: Jesus that guy looks like bleach
by AxillarySAO October 24, 2016
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