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Clit blaster

After gently violating the vaginal orifice, the woman clitoris is violently ravished through means of digital or oral stimulation, causing a plethera of ejaculate.
Im currently doing laundry because of the mess that chick made after I gave her the clit blaster.
by TASHAK July 24, 2016
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Flying blaster

A powerful finger blasting using the right ring finger; with the aid of a pully system elevating an overweight female towards the roof defying gravity
Barry gave Nat the ultimate flying blaster in the Red Baboon.
by Otterspocket1 November 6, 2016
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Dawn Blaster

Sexual intercourse first thing when you wake up. May not be at dawn, but certainly before breakfast. Usually on a week day.
I woke up with the Missus' mouth on my cock early this morning, had a great dawn blaster.
by TidyUnderpants February 23, 2017
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Glabby blaster

The act of dropping a giant dump from a tree over 20ft. In the air onto a group of people playing monopoly.
Man Sambone I noticed a group of people playing monopoly in the park, so I climbed the tallest tree near them and gave them the ol' glabby blaster!!
by shlemmy von farplestein May 27, 2017
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shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.
"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"
by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017
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boston blaster

when you spray shit on your partners chest
by blastermotions November 11, 2017
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toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.
I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.
by Limbodancer November 4, 2018
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