8-inch Blizzard

A climatic condition affecting men only when the weather turns wintery.

An overnight phenomenon where frenzied excitement of the coming "white stuff" leads to impaired visibility and slippery conditions!

Gregoire was hoping his 8-inch blizzard would lead to much snowball fun!

by Elusive B February 9, 2009

Bizzaroman

The ultimate sexy. Nothing can compare to his sexy.

Omg, Bizzaroman is so freaking hot.

by Daddy J February 4, 2004

bizzaro superman

much like a normal superman where you nut on a girls back and throw the sheet over her so it sticks like a cape... this bizzaro variant... uses poop instead....

man then hoes will do anything... they're even down for the bizzaro superman an shit

by Mutha Fuckin Bawb June 26, 2008

Blizzard

An insult in which you are referring to the person as someone who only cares about money and would sell air to a blind person.

Person 1:" Hello blind person would you like to buy what I have in this box?"
BlindPerson: "Why what is in the box good sir"
Person 1: " It is a fantastic substance that could keep you alive for the rest of your life!!! YOU CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THIS PRODUCT!!"
Person 2: "Hey quit being a fucking blizzard man"

by GreyT1 April 21, 2010

Blizzard

A sex move modeled after the delicious DQ Blizzard. It's where you fuck a chick from behind and then pull out and cum on her back. You then sprinke crushed oreo cookies on the semen and pick the girl up and flip her upside down like they do with the DQ treat before they give it to you. For added effect, a second girl could eat the blizzard off the first girl, however this is not essential to the move.

I gave this girl a blizzard last night, i bet she is still sticky.

by little douche December 6, 2011

buffalo blizzard

When you give a hand job to a guy with snow as lubrication.

When you give a hand job with snow.

Example
Guy: give me a handy
Girl: with what? You want it dry?
Guy: No, grab some damn snow

Buffalo Blizzard!

Because western ny is covered in snow!

by ChrissyZz December 19, 2010

The Blizzard

Put cool whip on and around the asshole.....that person then squats over their partners face and farts. Thorefore speckling it all over there face so it looks like they was out in a blizzard. Then then the fartee proceeds to lick it off their face.

Man I heard Jill got Randy's ass good last night. She got some extra creamy Cool Whip and got him with The Blizzard. It's all good though, she always cleans up her mess the right way

by boombox77 August 29, 2011