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Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters
Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench
by Tonto King May 3, 2022
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Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.
"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"
by bench tails February 28, 2025
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bench clearing brawl

I met up with Dirty Mike and the Boyz and we had a bench clearing brawl!!
by Justthisonce4321234 December 17, 2015
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Blood bench

When a girl gets her period she is not allowed to go into the swimming pool. She still has to suit up but has to sit on the bench. Everyone knows she has her period.
Hey there's Debbie on blood bench...lol...looks like she is on the rag today.
by quartermoa August 18, 2016
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Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.
I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.
by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021
mugGet the Bench friendmug.

Benched

Used in UK drill, Getting left disabled or left in a wheelchair
GM 1: Yo what happened while I was locked, I heard * thought he was on badness
GM 2: Yeah bro we wet him up and now he’s benched
by Lawabidingcivillian June 27, 2024
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Bench Fassy

A man who deliberately disrespects or degrades someone for the validation or approval of other men. This is common amongst men who are in gangs or about the street life and lack father figures.
1. This bench fassy yute only tried to come for me because his boys were around. SMH

2. Bench fassy men have low esteem and always seek validation from other men. It’s weird and creepy
by Arron j smith September 8, 2021
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