Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

thos beans

themst beanst

guy: uuuuh can i get thos beans uwu nya

by bleed fart June 23, 2018

cooter beans

Hispanic female who is acting in an aggressive manner.

Man Maria is acting like a real cooter beans

by Jbalright August 13, 2018

Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.

I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

No beans

This is a famous (and very funny) piece of dialogue taken from a scene from 'The Young Ones' sitcom.

NEIL: now very worried: What do you know about the beans?

RICK: Nothing! What beans?

NEIL: Oh. Nothing. Ha, Ha, Ha. No beans! Ha ha.

by You heard it here first April 29, 2019

Steaming beans

When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see

Dam the old man is "steaming beans" again.

by Hurricane2 January 15, 2020

Eatin' beans

To be poor, broke, or to lose a lot of money

I'm stuck in a dead-end job, but I don't want to be eatin' beans forever!

If we don't make our money back on this deal, we'll all be eatin' beans!

by Juldean Schneichek March 18, 2020